A long time ago,
In the land of the dinosaurs,
Something will never take place.
With the fate of the world,
Resting square on your shoulders,
The crew will salute as you radio base.
But then wipe that smile, off your face,
With face reconstruction C.G.
Now your life has an alternate ending,
You could be spending your life with me.

Off on a pirate ship,
Out on a camping trip,
Some haunted house up in space.
On a trail of maniacs,
Talking the crew,
I will pull something out of my carrying case.
But the draft with my flash of light,
Switched for an arm pull that,
Yields either one that was used,
Now my life has an alternate ending,
I will be spending my life confused.

Well lately,
Yo I’ve been thinking,
Of all the editing,
And all the cutting,
That I’ve been doing,
On this project,
This lackey logic,
I gotta solve it,
See me,
I believe in fantasies,
In these tragedies,
In these comedies,
But I’m hoping that,
When I’m looking back,
It’ll be your face,
On that silver screen.

But that isn’t how we shipped it out,
And that ending that ending I could live without changing,
Make it conical,
Special edition just made available.
Cause if Dante’s still alive,
Then I could surely try,
To change the ending,
Of this movie called my life,
And have you right there standing next to me,
Makes me glad to see,
Fans all up in the balcony.

Cheering for our story,
Worshipping the glory,
Sadly it’s a fantasy I distorted,
And if you feel,
That it wasn’t real,
I’ll just make some cuts,
and act like it’s no deal,
But in interviews I’ll tell them,
One against a billion,
I was sadly forced to play the role of villain,
Keeping you all small,
But dammit all of y’all,
Far as I recall,
The one who took the fall.

I will rise to the very most costly occassions,
Despite the occassional cost,
With the freak wincy critics,
Revere as amazing,
Finally stargazing,
Remembering all that was lost,
On the cutting room floor,
Won’t appear anymore,
Even on DVD,
Now your life has an alternate ending,
You could be spending your life with me.

Ghost brontosauruses,
Sung out in chorus,
And son, what am I supposed to do?
If my life had an alternate ending,
I could be spending my life,
Ending my life…

If my life had an alternate ending,
I could be spending my life with you.