Randy Twigg is EXACTLY like Mother Teresa, if Mother Teresa was TOTALLY different.
Randy Twigg is the one who made gay marriage legal in California and then illegal the next day.
Randy Twigg’s beehive hairdo contains a real swarm of killer bees which are prepared to defend the mass from stroking hands.
Randy Twigg doesn’t own a guitar; her arms turn into one when she needs to rock out.
Randy Twigg can speak to hookers in ‘their’ language.
Randy Twigg’s chest was used to make the batman suit
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